Remember that time I got my pussy stoned? Yeah. Good times.
My history with glass dildos has been mixed. But I made an impulsive decision and bought an S Curve. And boy do I fucking LOVE this thing.
This thing is so stinkin' cute. It’s light green and kind of reminds me of a little alien bug. It’s squishy and comes with an awesome charging station.
The website describes it as an ergonomic, seven-speed clitoral massager, and as everyone knows I’m always looking for new toys to unseat my beloved Tango.
I don’t have a penis. But boyfriend agreed to be a guinea pig for me with the Tenga Flip Zero. He’s a good sport.
I wish I could handle some sting, but I’m just a big baby. That didn’t bode well for the only cane in my collection.
I’m an impulse buyer. Most of my purchases, save for my computer, are entirely impulse decisions. Dildos included. The Jopen Key Comet Wand was no exception.
My collar is from Aslan Leather, the Pink Candy Collar, and you can even buy matching wrist cuffs!
I got my Mother Fucker from Creative Kink after doing a short SEO audit for them. And boy, do I love it.
This toy was designed by a guest designer, Courtney Trouble. It’s an s-shaped black glass double-ended dildo. Hell yes, double-ended fun.