My clit isn’t a snob, but I definitely am. I like vibrators with great reviews, where bloggers wax poetic about the rumbly vibrations, the handy size, or the innovative construction. My clit however, isn’t so discerning. I can get off using some pretty crappy vibes, and I was expecting this ability to come in handy … Continue reading Review: Noje W3 Mini Wand
I’m not a size queen. One of my favorite insertables is my modestly-girthed Standard Glass S Curve, and it was a huge achievement the first time I managed to take my Fucking Sculptures Double Trouble. I should have known that the Tantus Density Super Soft would be out of my league. I love Tantus toys. … Continue reading Review: Tantus Destiny Super Soft
When I opened the box to this toy, my boyfriend looked over and said, “Whoa, what the fuck is that”, echoing my sentiments about the Zumio. I haven’t been in the toy review game too long, but this toy isn’t something that I’ve seen before. The Zumio rests in my hand a little bit like … Continue reading Review: Zumio
Tantus is one of those companies that I really admire. They do one thing, and they do it really well. Silicone toys. Safe, fun, durable silicone toys. The Vamp Super Soft is no exception to that. That’s that nice thing about the Super Soft silicone. It’s super soft. The squish lets me easily handle … Continue reading Review: Tantus Vamp Super Soft
I’m picky about the things I like to get hit with. When it comes to spankings, the thuddier the better. I’ve written before about how the cane I have is much too stingy, most paddles seem to be out of the question, and honestly, even my partner’s hand can be too stingy at times. Enter … Continue reading Review: Creative Kink Master Beating Baton
Remember that time I got my pussy stoned? Yeah. Good times.
My history with glass dildos has been mixed. But I made an impulsive decision and bought an S Curve. And boy do I fucking LOVE this thing.
This thing is so stinkin' cute. It’s light green and kind of reminds me of a little alien bug. It’s squishy and comes with an awesome charging station.
The website describes it as an ergonomic, seven-speed clitoral massager, and as everyone knows I’m always looking for new toys to unseat my beloved Tango.
I don’t have a penis. But boyfriend agreed to be a guinea pig for me with the Tenga Flip Zero. He’s a good sport.