My first dildo was gross. I already talked about my first vibrator, which wasn’t really all that terrible. My first dildo, on the other hand, was a gift. A pink, rotating, vibrating, poorly constructed, jelly rabbit dildo. I can still feel how sticky it got when I finally threw it out.
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I don’t have a penis. I don’t really review penis toys. But I’ve been intrigued by the Tenga Flip line, and my boyfriend agreed to be a guinea pig for me. And by agreed, I mean I purchased the Flip Zero and told him when it was on his way. He’s a good sport.
I’m a sucker for pain. And like, not in the good way that makes me melt into subspace. I’m a sucker in that I can’t really actually take that much. For someone who adores having bruises left around my body, that’s a little problematic. I wish I could handle some sting, but I’m just a big baby.
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Depression feels like a lot of things to a lot of people. To me, it feels like getting into bed after coming home from my day job at 4pm and staying there until I have to get up for work the next day. It feels like being unable (or maybe unwilling?) to meet up with friends on the weekend. It feels like eating the same cereal for every meal because cooking is more effort than it’s worth. In the midst of a depression fog, I can hardly find the motivation to find a new show to watch on Netflix, much less find good porn and make sure my toys are charged and get myself off.
I’m an impulse buyer. Most of my purchases, save for my computer and other big things, are entirely impulse decisions. Dildos included. The Jopen Key Comet Wand was no exception to this.