Review: Swan Wand

Sometimes when I get a toy to review, there’s a laundry list of  things I don’t like about it. The material, the size, the charging cable, the placement of the buttons… it can just keep going and going. Not so with the Swan Wand. I’ve literally had to nitpick with this toy to find things I don’t like because on the whole, I love it so much. This thing has everything I could want in a rumbly, g-spotty, waterproof, body-safe toy.

Let’s start with some good stuff. It’s 100% silicone, phthalate free, and waterproof. So you can take it wherever you like, and the chances of the material irritating even sensitive skin like mine is pretty low. Not only that, but it has a travel lock, which I’ve become more invested in since I’m currently planning two big trips: Woodhull and my honeymoon! Both of those will require toys, and neither trip is one where I want vibrators going off in my carry-on.

Let me tell you about this motor. Let me tell you about this fucking motor, y’all. It’s great. It’s my second favorite right now (only barely behind my Cue because of its size– I’ll get to that soon) and I always make sure it’s charged if there’s even a hint at a chance of playtime. It takes 4 hours to charge, but you get more than double that in run time at 8.5 hours, so I never worry about it dying on me at a really inopportune time. Looking at you, Tango.

But the best part about the motor is that there are two of them. One at each end, and independently functioning. I typically only need the smaller end, but it sure is nice to have the option of a larger end if I start fulfilling my size queen ambitions. The smaller end is still a little bit big for me, but I have a narrow pelvis and I doubt it’s going to be an issue for many folks. 

What’s less-than-stellar about this toy? Well… Nitpicking, like I said, but a lot of folks don’t like the way it charges, since you have to stab the toy with a jack into the charging point and sometimes it feels like you’re going to break it. I don’t mind that too much, though. It can be tough to drive the buttons if you’re using it on your own, since they’re on the underside of the toy, especially if you have a tummy like me. I typically just get my partner to use it on me to circumvent that issue altogether, but if you’re solo, just be sure you turn it on before you get all settled and comfy. I do wish there was a light that blinked when you were getting into low battery territory, but it’s not a deal breaker. If I don’t remember the last time I charged the Swan Wand, I just charge it again. No big. The motors also get a little buzzy as you go up in intensity, but I feel like that’s pretty standard, and I don’t use the top speeds much anyway.

The Swan Wand is $119 on SheVibe, which is a little pricey, but if you’re sure that you love g-spot rumbles, this is a good option for you!

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