I don’t often think of which vibrators I would have liked to have as a teenager. My first vibrator was… nothing special, but it did the trick. But when I opened up the Je Joue Mimi Soft and held it for the first time, I thought, “This is a good…
Review: Lelo Mona 2
I keep a file of notes on toys I’m currently reviewing. Typically I’ll note things like size, charging time, types of vibrations… and then there’s the Lelo Mona 2. My note says “verrrrrrry rumble much orgasm wow like hey g spot what up.” That pretty much sums up most of…
Review: Sola Sync Wireless Remote Vibrator
Ah Sola. A hit or miss company for me. When they hit, they REALLY hit. But when they miss… it’s a bummer. The Sola Sync Wireless vibrator was in the hit category… but only just.
Review: Tantus Rumble
Juliet: “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.” Romeo and Juliet (II, ii, 1-2) Juliet, you’re wrong, babe. A lot is in a name, Juliet. A LOT. They can be misleading! They can get your hopes up! They…
Review: Swan Wand
Sometimes when I get a toy to review, there’s a laundry list of things I don’t like about it. The material, the size, the charging cable, the placement of the buttons… it can just keep going and going. Not so with the Swan Wand. I’ve literally had to nitpick with…
Review: We-Vibe Nova, Hop Trix, and Luxe Arielle
The rabbit is a pretty common style of sex toy. Those little rabbit ears are meant to stimulate the clitoris, while the insertable part can have any number of things from rolling bearings to lights to glitter. And I hate every single one of them. Well, that’s not entirely true.…
Review: Noje W2 Mini Wand
I reviewed the Noje W3 Mini Wand a few months ago, and liked it very much. When I had the opportunity to check out its sibling, the W2, I was interested to see the changes that had been made.
Review: Sola Cue
I was unimpressed with my first Sola toy. That’s not to say I wasn’t looking forward to trying the Cue, but I wasn’t necessarily ripping the box open to get at it. I should have known better.
Review: L’amourose Prism V
Spoiler alert: I fucking love this toy. And so does everyone in my sphere of the internet, including Lilly, Erika, Suz, Luna, A Couple of Kinks, and Blissfully Orgasmic.
Review: MysteryVibe Crescendo
Sometimes, even bad pizza is good pizza. Bad, greasy, inauthentic Chinese takeout is just what you’re craving. Trashy TV is the only thing that will make a bad day suck a little less. But sometimes, bad stuff is just… bad. And unfortunately, that’s how I feel about the MysteryVibe Crescendo.