I keep a file of notes on toys I’m currently reviewing. Typically I’ll note things like size, charging time, types of vibrations… and then there’s the Lelo Mona 2. My note says “verrrrrrry rumble much orgasm wow like hey g spot what up.” That pretty much sums up most of…
Review: Split Peaches Unicorn Horn
My fantasy collection is pretty small. And by pretty small, I mean this is, I think, my first fantasy toy? Neato! I wish I liked it more. I received the Split Peaches Unicorn horn in size medium, which ultimately was probably a good call. I would have been happy enough…
Review: Swan Wand
Sometimes when I get a toy to review, there’s a laundry list of things I don’t like about it. The material, the size, the charging cable, the placement of the buttons… it can just keep going and going. Not so with the Swan Wand. I’ve literally had to nitpick with…
Review: We-Vibe Nova, Hop Trix, and Luxe Arielle
The rabbit is a pretty common style of sex toy. Those little rabbit ears are meant to stimulate the clitoris, while the insertable part can have any number of things from rolling bearings to lights to glitter. And I hate every single one of them. Well, that’s not entirely true.…
Review: Moka G Vibe Cerise
I don’t know why I was so optimistic about the Moka G Vibe Cerise. Well, that’s not entirely true. I was hopeful because it resembles the Lelo Ella, which I want, but don’t want to buy because Lelo sucks, but I know Epiphora loves that toy. I was also hopeful…
Review: Sola Cue
I was unimpressed with my first Sola toy. That’s not to say I wasn’t looking forward to trying the Cue, but I wasn’t necessarily ripping the box open to get at it. I should have known better.
Review: L’amourose Prism V
Spoiler alert: I fucking love this toy. And so does everyone in my sphere of the internet, including Lilly, Erika, Suz, Luna, A Couple of Kinks, and Blissfully Orgasmic.
Review: MysteryVibe Crescendo
Sometimes, even bad pizza is good pizza. Bad, greasy, inauthentic Chinese takeout is just what you’re craving. Trashy TV is the only thing that will make a bad day suck a little less. But sometimes, bad stuff is just… bad. And unfortunately, that’s how I feel about the MysteryVibe Crescendo.
Review: Wonderlust Serenity
It’s been a minute since I’ve reviewed a toy. My backlog emptied out, but Amanda and Eve were kind enough to send me this Wonderlust Serenity to get me rolling again! To be honest, I took a break from sex altogether for a couple weeks. I had The Cold From…
Review: Tantus Destiny Super Soft
I’m not a size queen. One of my favorite insertables is my modestly-girthed Standard Glass S Curve, and it was a huge achievement the first time I managed to take my Fucking Sculptures Double Trouble. I should have known that the Tantus Density Super Soft would be out of my…