I was unimpressed with my first Sola toy. That’s not to say I wasn’t looking forward to trying the Cue, but I wasn’t necessarily ripping the box open to get at it. I should have known better.
Review: L’amourose Prism V
Spoiler alert: I fucking love this toy. And so does everyone in my sphere of the internet, including Lilly, Erika, Suz, Luna, A Couple of Kinks, and Blissfully Orgasmic.
Review: MysteryVibe Crescendo
Sometimes, even bad pizza is good pizza. Bad, greasy, inauthentic Chinese takeout is just what you’re craving. Trashy TV is the only thing that will make a bad day suck a little less. But sometimes, bad stuff is just… bad. And unfortunately, that’s how I feel about the MysteryVibe Crescendo.
Review: Aneros Eupho Syn Prostate Tool
The Aneros is not a new toy. The company has been around since 2003, originally created as just a way to achieve prostate massage since it’s supposed to be good for those with prostates. Naturally, when folks got a hold of the “medical device” and decided it just felt good,…
Review: Sola Egg 3-in-1 Passion Massager
The first time I saw the Sola 3-in-1 set was at a table at Woodhull. I met with one of the reps, chatted about the different toys, and I thought it was cool to see a toy that was pressure sensitive. Then I put it on my clitoris. And my…
Review: We-Vibe Pivot
A cock ring seems like the ideal partnered toy, for me. Penetration is nice and all, but it won’t get me off. I need clitoral stimulation in order to come, and a cock ring seems like an easy, hands free way to get that. Until I remember that while thrusting,…
Review: Wonderlust Serenity
It’s been a minute since I’ve reviewed a toy. My backlog emptied out, but Amanda and Eve were kind enough to send me this Wonderlust Serenity to get me rolling again! To be honest, I took a break from sex altogether for a couple weeks. I had The Cold From…
Review: Noje W3 Mini Wand
My clit isn’t a snob, but I definitely am. I like vibrators with great reviews, where bloggers wax poetic about the rumbly vibrations, the handy size, or the innovative construction.
Review: Tantus Destiny Super Soft
I’m not a size queen. One of my favorite insertables is my modestly-girthed Standard Glass S Curve, and it was a huge achievement the first time I managed to take my Fucking Sculptures Double Trouble. I should have known that the Tantus Density Super Soft would be out of my…
Review: Zumio
When I opened the box to this toy, my boyfriend looked over and said, “Whoa, what the fuck is that”, echoing my sentiments about the Zumio.